Day Sixteen: Frito Pie-Guinness body makeover!

Jay,

Since you are sleeping in, staying up late, and in general dismay. I have decided that you will be my guinness pig for my newest brillinace. Its mispelled on purpose. The Frito Pie-Guinness Body Makeover. This is how it works. Since you are poor and shit, you need to get your mom to buy nothing but Fritos and Wolf Brand chili, obviously with no beans. But there is a kicker, and buddy I know you are going to love this. Every night, I want you to drink as much Guinness as you can until you go to sleep, or pass out.

So for breakfast you have frito pie. Lunch you again have frito pie. Both meals drink nothing but water. No coffee or colas of any sort. Just water. One more thing, absolutely no exercise other than what is required to move about an Air Conditioned space or retrieve fritos, chili, or Guinness.

No evening meal except Guinness. I want you to start and keep track of your intake, general mood, and beer consumption. Please report your starting weight, then no more scales. Every 30 days we will weigh you in to see how you are doing.

For those playing with less than a full deck upstairs, this is strictly high brow humor, and you should consult your doctor before trying the Frito pie-Guinness body makeover. If you have trouble breathing, ingesting alcohol, or fritos you should probably consider another program.

Your going to be the new Jared, I can feel it!