Pre Paid beer + No Warmup = VICTORY!

LUA 3 Slow team with children and pregnant lady 1.

It seems the recipe for victory includes facing teams that have members with physical or health problems. In what seemed to be a match that lasted for 4 hours, a favorable result for our heroes was finally ACHIEVED!

An elated captain ELREYDEPEZ had this to say, "I'm drunk. Call me a cab. All I got to say is this. If we could get in a league with pregnant women, handicapped people, and the extreme obese; we might have a shot at winning a title."