In the name of Ed Dabrowski

please make it stop. NO WAY BUT UP beat our ass last weekend like a rented mule. My name isn't Toby, but I would have admitted it was if this one Stephen Bell kid would have quit making strikes. He had nine in a row. He is 19 years old. BOO.

Ed Dabrowski had the grace of a one legged stripper on meth-amphetamine. Yet somehow, frame after frame, he would nail a spare. UN believable! We like Ed because he was cool and he has an awesome name. I am so glad we bowl against a guy named Dabrowski.

The other guy we played was Larry. He looked like death camp "Uncle Jesse" from Dukes of Hazzard.Ron asked him if he bowled alot. To which he replied, "I shit you not" as he showed his Champions jacket from the VFW AFL-CIO tournament from 97. I don't think he heard the question but regardless we were going to see that jacket. I love people!

Their 'ringer' failed to show up. In that case they just plug in her average score minus 10 pins. She still beat us by at least 30 pins and she didn't even bowl!

All in all, despite the loss and failure to pick up a point in league play, we still bowled better. We also drank alot of beer. So much in fact that we started randomly yelling, "ED DABROWSKI!" Have you ever imitated bowling announcers? I have. Every time Ed would bowl, somebody on our team would imitate as if it were the PBA tour guys on ESPN. Ed's ball would take forever to reach its destination, but once it did it was greatness.

"The pins will not fall unless you hit them." If I were Ed Dabrowski, that is exactly the mantra I would live by.