Festivus for the rest of us.

The first social event for the Lubbock Urban Achievers will be this Saturday Night (7:30pm) at my apartment. In keeping with the spirit of the season, nobody in attendance will be allowed to use my bathroom unless they make a contribution to the Human Fund: Money for people.

The evening will start with cocktails (B.Y.O.B.) and a Festivus hymn as we gather around the pole.

Next, the Festivus feast will commence. Soup and junior mints of course.

After the meal, we will begin the Airing of Grievances. If you don't know what that is you will learn.

The feats of strength will include a holding of breath competition, stare down, and mystery tournament. The aggregate winner will win the Festivus Fruit Cake that cannot be eaten, but instead given to the winner of next years competition.

And finally, Festivus will not end until I am pinned to the floor. I've been working out, so get ready. Please RSVP here or here.